🚨CHIP THE MENACE REPORT🚨
This little bastard came in hot — 7 bites on his résumé, zero fuckin’ training, and enough attitude to scare a meth head straight.
But guess what?
Since hanging with me, he’s met a whole lineup of strangers and hasn’t chomped a single soul.
Not a finger, not a toe… not even someone who deserved it.
Chip went from “bite first, ask questions never” to “sir, may I sniff your ankle?”
Character development, bitch.
He’s funny, feisty, and acts like he pays rent — but deep down, he’s just a misunderstood little goblin who needs someone with patience, humor, and decent homeowners insurance.
He’ll be ready for adoption in about a week, and I’m throwing in FREE TRAINING to make sure he doesn’t turn into Cujo 2.0.
If you like chaos, redemption stories, and dogs with Napoleon syndrome…
Come get this spicy jalapeño of a companion.
#BreakingBadK9 #LilShitBigHeart #7BitesNoRegrets #AdoptThisFeralFuck #ChipDontBiteNoMore #DogTrainingWithBalls
Photo of Chip On the table, about to meet the Grim Reaper. Literally minutes before i received The phone call To see if I could take him in.
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